Fearful and Insane:

Cyberphobia - The fear of computers or working on a computer.
Logizomechanophobia - The fear of computers.
Technophobia - The fear of technology.
Numerophobia - The fear of numbers.
Phobophobia - The fear of phobias.
Dutchphobia - The fear of the Dutch.
Geniophobia - The fear of chins.
Xanthophobia - The fear of the color yellow.
Barophobia - The fear of gravity.
Allodoxaphobia - The fear of opinions.
Urophobia - The fear of urine or urinating.
Bibliophobia - The fear of books.
Hobophobia - The fear of bums.
Decidophobia - The fear of making decisions.
Zemmiphobia - The fear of the great mole rat.
Gynephobia - The fear of women.
Vestiphobia - The fear of clothing.
Eleutherophobia - The fear of freedom.
Octophobia - The fear of the figure "8".
Ideophobia - The fear of ideas.
Triskaidekaphobia - The fear of the number "13".
Amathophobia -The fear of dust.
Russophobia- The fear of Russians.
Dikephobia - The fear of justice.
Pteronophobia - The fear of being tickled by feathers.
Judeophobia - The fear of Jews.
Hagiophobia - The fear of holy things.
Nucleomituphobia - The fear of nuclear weapons.
Androphobia - The fear of men.
Ephebiphobia - The fear of teenagers.
Germanophobia - The fear of Germans.
Philophobia - The fear of falling in love.
Chaetophobia - The fear of hair.
Taphephobia - The fear of being burried alive.
Ouranophobia - The fear of Heaven.
Anthropophobia - The fear of society.
Francophobia/Galiophobia - The fear of the french.
Ergophobia - The fear of work.
Papyrophobia - The fear of paper.
Melanophobia - The fear of the color black.
Helminthophobia - The fear of being infested with worms.
Dementophobia - The fear of insanity.
Japanophobia - The fear of the Japanese.
Sesquipedalophobia - The fear of long words.
Apeirophobia - The fear of infinity.
Porphyrophobia - The fear of the color purple.
Didaskaleinophobia - The fear of going to school.
Chiraptophobia - The fear of being touched.
Tapinophobia - The fear of being contagious.
Soceraphobia - The fear of parents.
Lutraphobia - The fear of otters.
Doxophobia - The fear of praise.
Asymmetriphobia - The fear of asymmetrical things.
Metrophobia - The fear of poetry.
Dextrophobia - The fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Levophobia - The fear of objects on the left side of the body.
Hierophobia - The fear of priests.
Kosmikophobia - The fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Papaphobia - The fear of the pope.
Atelophobia - The fear of imperfection.
Epistemophobia - The fear of knowledge.
Politicophobia - The fear of politicians.
Leukophobia - The fear of anything white.
Staurophobia - The fear crosses.
Atomosophobia - The fear of atomic explosions.
Erythrophobia - The fear of the color red.
Graphophobia - The fear of handwritting.
Athazagoraphobia - The fear of being alone or fogotten.
Hypengyophobia - The fear of responsibility.
Kathisophobia - The fear of sitting down.
Phronemophobia - The fear of thinking.
Linonophobia - The fear of string.
Spheksophobia - The fear of wasps.
Panophobia - The fear of everything.

Quotes:
"If I had no sense of humor, I would have long ago commited suicide." -Mohandas Gandhi
"True friends stab you in the front." -Oscar Wilde
"Every harlot was a virgin once." -William Blake
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein